It's time to play Santa Claus, little Georgie drummer boy. For $2,500 a night, you can get your biggest investment a night in Snooki's bed, the one right next to the Seaside boardwalk. You know how he's always bugging you to see more reruns of his favorite show, 'The Jersey Shore.' The guv can even wave to his fans from the downstairs porch. I don't think the balcony is a good idea. For another grand, you can rent a fully loaded hot dog wagon and a barrel of beer. If you look around, you might even discover something that will give the guv a more enlightening perspective on the benefits from medical marijuana. However Georgie, you better hurry. There are a lot of voters with no lives standing in line to spend their unemployment checks for this ultimate, once-in-a-lifetime embarrassment, and an even bigger line of voters waving to them. And you know how grouchy the guv gets when he doesn't get his share of the party favors. You can write it off for unnecessary entertainment expenses. It's kind of like the plan we have to write off Freeholder Joe Vicari. His act has become very, very boring, and too expensive, so his reruns will be ending as of November 8.

where are the rest of the pictures that were taken. We were told they would be posted so we could get them. My 10 year old wants the picture of her with Snookie and the owner of the Kiosk in the mall that had the sunglasses said they would be able to get it for us.